You have not experienced torture until on a cold cold night, the man you love mumbles “booty booty booty booty” in his sleep as he determinedly smashes his icy cold booty against your crotch. The thin cotton pj pants were not enough.
A thing that really happened, except for the last panel, where I screamed this out and also accidentally tweaked his nipple.
Dreams are weird.
It’s hard to explain. It has nothing, nothing to do with love.
Now I have guilt for being so dramatic - “terrible,” really, self? But it is frustrating not to fit in with the ones you love. Please don’t think me ungrateful. I was so happy I visited. I just wish I hadn’t felt like an alien trying to learn how humans work.
This was my week-long birthday celebration. It was awesome, don’t you worry about that - but gosh, it took a lot of energy.
…I wish I remember who that friend was. uilos78? maddex? psychick? Either way, I hung out with a pal and it was awesome.
Because 3-way makeouts are pretty fun.
In general, dudes with supercurly hair do nothing for me in the way that guys who are chubby like great white sharks do everything for me. But there are always exceptions.